Home Schooled
(Courtesy of Brian White)
I’m sure we’ve all heard some of these at some time!
1 My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
3 My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
4 My father taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.”